so katie has some great tales from the land of debt collections. my favorite one is a guy, who told her he was sittin' on the shitter and that his wife had left him and had ripped his heart out through his asshole...well, sir, your debt is still owed replies the amazingly stoic kathryn gail. I'm relating to this sittin on the shitter guy right now because i myself had my heart ripped out through my asshole friday night--emotional hemmorhoids, ouch! what REALLY sucks is it was done by someone who didnt deserve my affection in the first place...look, when your gut and ALL your friends say something, fuckin listen to them...or don't and learn the hard way...i always have to learn the hard way AND because i loved this girl so much, i had all the faith in the world in every single word she told me--a la my sassy gay friend, "you stupid bitch..." so i got played like a fiddle but not just any fiddle..oh, HELL,.speaking of fiddles, i bought that bitch a fiddle, dammit--DAMMIT, i just thought about that...eff. anyway, so i got played and in a majorly sick and sadistic way (it was such a fucked up ordeal that i had to stand back and ask myself, "girl, did you run over kittens with a lawnmower FOR FUN in a past life or something--WTF???!!!"). however, the situtation empowered me to get rid of this toxic asshole...britney spears made toxic sound so cool but trust me, it is NOT cool, and if you are involved with a toxic individual, get rid of them--STAT. i'm still trying to figure out where i thought there was room in my life for a monstrously toxic asshole sadistic loser alcoholic. this awesome wizard has no time for trolls...what a four month waste of life energy. BUT i'm better off for having endured it--like when gandalf got pitched into the pit with the balrog and he came out more powerful, i am already a different wizard from this experience...i always thought i was a hobbit but maxine has informed me that i am indeed a wizard and i think she is right.
either way, i am ready for some shire time. monfuckingtana has been amazing, i have loved every minute of it and i have disassociated the negative BS from this beautiful place that i love, but this kid is ready to come home for a minute.
OH, so i went to the berkeley pit yesterday to occupy some of my time and keep my mind off lowdown dirty shameful bitches...mary had told me about it thursday and it is a crazy place--it's in butte, montana, which is less than two hours west of me. look up the berkeley pit, it is interesting to say the least.
coming up we have willie nelson in big sky, alaska by RV, then york, sc!!!
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